Now that’s what I call Breaking News.
You’re sitting at your favorite sports game in the middle of the row shoulder to shoulder with strangers. The thought of getting up and crawling over these people to get out is nightmarish, but the sound of your belly growling can be heard by the announcer.
Shit. If only you could have food delivered straight to your seat without even having to get up.
WELL NOW YOU CAN.
Portland Sea Dogs Mobile Food Order
Skip the lines, don’t worry about awkwardly sliding between people in your row to get out, don’t even move a muscle. Sit back, relax, don’t miss a play and get out your phone and Google “Sea Dogs In-Park Services”. This will take you to their MILB website where you can order food or goods for you.
You plug in your row and seat number, add your favorite snacks, bevvies, and products to your cart, and wait for it to be delivered to you personally.
The movie Wall-E was definitely onto something when they portrayed the future of humans as lazy people sliding around in chairs without having to move and move around to do anything, but I don’t hate that.
I was just at the Sea Dogs last weekend for a killer game and rather than catapult myself at strangers to get out of my row, I just ordered a cell phone and within minutes my hot dog got me was delivered directly. I must love it!
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